Free The “V”

relationship columnist writer megan waldrep

Here’s a story about the day I saw thirty vaginas…

As I swung open the metal door to the women’s locker room, the smell of sweat and steam flooded my senses.

I followed the grey-and-tan tiled floor down the short hallway and turned right to enter the main room.

And that’s when it hit me. Literally.

I bumped into a woman, fully naked and freshly showered, with a full bush.

“Pardon me, I’m so sorry!” I squeaked.

“It’s all right, dear,” she said.

It was official. My YMCA ladies’ locker-room cherry had been popped.

After I collected myself from this brief vag encounter, I scanned the space and noticed the room was full of them and the varieties were endless.

It was a vagina party.

Groomed, bare, wild, wispy, long… in every shade of the pubic rainbow and proud as they could be.

The bodies attached were curvy, round, muffin topped, lanky, saggy, wrinkly, veiny, real.

It was, in every way, an eye-opening experience, almost as if the vaginas were daring me to look.

This wasn’t my first run-in with OPP (other people privates).

During my pre-teen years in Germany at a spa called Baden-Baden was my first encounter with “public pubic-ness.” A few giggles over an exposed boob or two is really all I remember.

But now, as a fully developed woman, it was different.

Watching these women interact with one another was an empowering experience.

All of them, most over the age of 50, were naked – and clothed only in an I-don’t-give-a-rat’s-ass attitude.

It looked great on them.

I’m generalizing here but, in my experience, it seems that women from the age of puberty until age 40-something are overly concerned with what other women think, myself included.

Comparing our bodies to others is a toxic pastime we’ve participated in, unknowingly, most of the time, since the age of six.

(Six, to me, is the time when innocence begins to deplete and the thought of being different is terrifying. Thank you, grade school.)

But here, in the steamy YMCA locker room, the varying human forms complemented one another and celebrated what it looks like to be a woman.

The images in fashion magazines, the images I and many young women have grown up with as being true representations of beauty, now felt boring and expected.

The curve of the hips, the sagging of the breasts, the dimples in the thighs, scars, and marks… all so different, interesting, intriguing, and made each woman seem strong as hell.

I yearned to be like the women at the Y.

The way they carried themselves, walking around without feeling self-conscious.

Having lived decades in their bodies, having given life through their bodies, having survived illness and pain and heartbreak in those bodies exuded confidence in each move, bend, jiggle, and sway.

There have been numerous articles written about “body love” and accepting one’s skin, and thankfully so.

I’ve read many and appreciate the message (I guess that’s what I’m inadvertently doing now).

But for me, it took a visit to the ladies’ locker room to really understand what body love is all about.

I thank the women in the locker room who’ve inspired me to free the V.

They’ve taught me a valuable life lesson: confidence is sexy.

Especially when naked.

4 thoughts on “Free The “V”

    1. Thank you, Kay Marie! I seriously thought the same thing. It showed me that strength is a form of beauty, and can’t be measured in photos. And seeing these women in such a vulnerable space – a women’s locker room – was so powerful to witness. I thank all those women for unknowingly changing our perspectives, one vagina at a time! 🙂 Thank you for your comment! xo

  1. Wow Megan! You are an absolutely awesome writer. I just love your style. I realize why your mom is so proud of you. Good job girl!

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